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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Restoring a story that was lost in the disk crash.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New page&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{title|name=Midair Turbulence|author=Erastus Centaur|user=Erastus}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I love flying.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I loved to take my ultralight aircraft up into the air. I loved&lt;br /&gt;
being alone with its motor purring behind me as I looked down on the&lt;br /&gt;
scenery below. I loved the freedom and the solitude.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don&amp;#039;t fly in that ultralight anymore.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Was it dangerous? Probably somewhat. Though the danger isn&amp;#039;t why I&lt;br /&gt;
don&amp;#039;t use the ultralight anymore. I remember the story of a child&lt;br /&gt;
that exclaims to an airline pilot about his job. &amp;quot;Isn&amp;#039;t it scary?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
To which the pilot replies, &amp;quot;Not if I do it right.&amp;quot; I worked very&lt;br /&gt;
hard to do it right. I took all the precautions. I didn&amp;#039;t fly if the&lt;br /&gt;
weather wasn&amp;#039;t right. I stayed on the ground if I felt ill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Which is why that day came as such a shock.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I knew I was going to have a rough day at the office. I worked at&lt;br /&gt;
McKay Motors as an engineer. I had to make an important client&lt;br /&gt;
presentation that morning, so I thought a pre-dawn flight would be&lt;br /&gt;
just the thing to relax before the big day. The weather was perfect.&lt;br /&gt;
The wind was still. There were no clouds. The eastern sky was just a&lt;br /&gt;
bit lighter than overhead. The stars still twinkled. It was all&lt;br /&gt;
quite idyllic, just the tonic I would need to face the day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It wasn&amp;#039;t long before I was in the air and cruising over the town at&lt;br /&gt;
a half-mile up. The streets were lit up by&lt;br /&gt;
streetlights, forming paths through the darkness. I could see a few&lt;br /&gt;
cars below by their headlights. This would be the perfect way to&lt;br /&gt;
greet the dawn.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just at dawn came a solo flyer&amp;#039;s worst nightmare. I blacked out. I&lt;br /&gt;
had never done that before.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I woke up to see sky beyond my feet and ground above my head. My&lt;br /&gt;
first response was fright, not the usual cool I needed just then.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Everyone has had the experience of lying in bed and just about to&lt;br /&gt;
drift off when there is a thought of falling or tipping. The body&lt;br /&gt;
does a violent jerk. The heart thuds for a moment and the person is&lt;br /&gt;
wide awake again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The fright caused my body to jerk like that. My heart thudded. I was&lt;br /&gt;
most definitely awake. Strangely, before I had a chance to give it&lt;br /&gt;
much thought, I felt a bit of wind resistance and felt myself turn&lt;br /&gt;
so that I was face down instead of head down. I leveled off.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Some strange thoughts quickly fought for attention.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Where was the engine noise?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why was I face down? Ultralights have seats.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Where were the ultralight&amp;#039;s controls?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Did I fall out? Did the safety harness break?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What was now holding me up?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I glanced toward my waist and extended my legs, which I had bent to&lt;br /&gt;
put my feet above me. I was still wearing my flight jumpsuit and&lt;br /&gt;
boots, but no sign of the ultralight. Other than no plane,&lt;br /&gt;
everything seemed normal in that direction.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I glanced to the right. The wing was still there -- but it seemed a&lt;br /&gt;
lot closer than before. Waitaminit! Why was the wing covered with&lt;br /&gt;
feathers? I turned my head to the left. That wing had feathers too!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I seemed to be stable as I glided over the town, so I didn&amp;#039;t want to&lt;br /&gt;
do anything drastic. I carefully pulled my right glove off, making&lt;br /&gt;
sure I wouldn&amp;#039;t drop it. I then carefully felt around my head. Yes,&lt;br /&gt;
my helmet was still in place and intact. My face felt normal and my&lt;br /&gt;
head didn&amp;#039;t throb.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I reached around to feel my left shoulder. Feathers! That was&lt;br /&gt;
enough of a fright to make my muscles jerk again. I quickly&lt;br /&gt;
stabilized. I reached again. Yes, there were feathers. I could also&lt;br /&gt;
feel my fingers on my shoulder - but it didn&amp;#039;t feel quite like my&lt;br /&gt;
shoulder. And it wasn&amp;#039;t only because there were feathers in the way.&lt;br /&gt;
I felt outward along the leading edge as I turned my head. This was&lt;br /&gt;
indeed the wing I saw in my first glance. I felt closer to my neck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This strange wing was attached to me! It seemed to arch over my&lt;br /&gt;
shoulder. I felt along it, even putting my hand into my jumpsuit,&lt;br /&gt;
which seemed to have a brand new hole to accommodate the wing.&lt;br /&gt;
I felt around the hole. It seemed to be properly tailored,&lt;br /&gt;
not ripped. Of course, marveling that my jumpsuit now had a carefully tailored wing opening paled in comparison to marveling that I had a wing.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I carefully took off the left glove and stuffed both gloves into a&lt;br /&gt;
pocket. Then I used the left hand to explore the right shoulder. I&lt;br /&gt;
could stick my hand between my shoulder and the wing only so far.&lt;br /&gt;
The wing was mostly behind my shoulder but part of it also reached&lt;br /&gt;
over my shoulder and seemed to attach to my chest. It was hard to&lt;br /&gt;
determine anything else with my jumpsuit on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I stretched my arm out underneath the wing. It extended another&lt;br /&gt;
three feet beyond my fingertips. That caused a bit of turbulence, so&lt;br /&gt;
I quickly pulled my arm back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I did the same with right hand at the right shoulder and arm under&lt;br /&gt;
the right wing. At least I had a matched pair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had a strange thought. Here I am flying without any visible&lt;br /&gt;
airplane and with wings sticking out of my back and doing a good job&lt;br /&gt;
of holding me aloft. Had I died during that blackout and become an&lt;br /&gt;
angel? I thought about that for a few moments and decided I had&lt;br /&gt;
insufficient data.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had now flown beyond the edge of town. I had also lost a bit of&lt;br /&gt;
altitude. Could I do more than glide with these wings? I might as&lt;br /&gt;
well find out now that I was up here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How do I figure out what muscles control them?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I brought my hands up to my chest, stuck my elbows out under the&lt;br /&gt;
wings and moved my elbows up and down. The wings certainly flapped,&lt;br /&gt;
but I could feel the turbulence around my arms. I stopped.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I thought for a bit about what I felt moving and tried moving just&lt;br /&gt;
that. The first few attempts caused my arms to move too, but soon I&lt;br /&gt;
could flap the wings and leave the arms still. That still didn&amp;#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
feel very smooth.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I heard a flock of geese approach below me. From my viewpoint, I&lt;br /&gt;
watched what they did with their wings. I imitated how they twisted&lt;br /&gt;
the tip to slide through the air on the upstroke and to catch the&lt;br /&gt;
air on the downstroke. In a few minutes I had it worked out. This&lt;br /&gt;
was really cool! I could pretty much keep pace with the geese,&lt;br /&gt;
though I didn&amp;#039;t want to lose altitude just yet to join them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Next I learned how to steer, how to bank for a tight turn and to&lt;br /&gt;
just make slight adjustments for a gentle curve. I enjoyed this&lt;br /&gt;
immensely!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My chest, back, and wings began to feel tired. I suddenly realized&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#039;ve been up here a while. My business meeting! I glanced at my&lt;br /&gt;
watch. AAHHH! It was to have started 10 minutes ago!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I could fly and be there in no time!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
No, that wouldn&amp;#039;t work. All the stuff I needed for the meeting was&lt;br /&gt;
in my pickup truck. I banked around and flapped those wings as hard&lt;br /&gt;
as I could to take me back to my truck which was back in the field I&lt;br /&gt;
used for a runway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The town isn&amp;#039;t very large, maybe fifty thousand, including the army&lt;br /&gt;
base. One doesn&amp;#039;t have to go very far out of town to get to fields.&lt;br /&gt;
Though there are working farms all around, this particular field had&lt;br /&gt;
not been plowed for several years. I knew the owner as a friend of a&lt;br /&gt;
friend. He mowed the weeds and didn&amp;#039;t mind me using it as a runway.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I circled the field as I descended. Where was my truck? A black&lt;br /&gt;
truck big enough to hold the ultralight could not have been hidden&lt;br /&gt;
in a treeless field. Was it stolen? The truck was only a year old,&lt;br /&gt;
but nondescript, and insured, so I wasn&amp;#039;t too concerned about&lt;br /&gt;
losing it other than the hassle of replacing it. I would be in&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;serious&amp;#039;&amp;#039; trouble if my meeting materials had been stolen! There was&lt;br /&gt;
no truck in the field, but there was a black horse about where I had&lt;br /&gt;
left the truck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A more important question than what happened to the truck. How do I&lt;br /&gt;
land this thing?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I came in low and lowered my legs. It didn&amp;#039;t take much to realize I&lt;br /&gt;
was going way too fast for that type of landing. I couldn&amp;#039;t move my&lt;br /&gt;
legs fast enough to match my current speed. Any attempt to land&lt;br /&gt;
would probably result in a face plant. I flapped my wings again to&lt;br /&gt;
gain altitude for another attempt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So how does a bird do it?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I glided around the field until I spotted a bird. I watched it land&lt;br /&gt;
in a tree. Ah! Don&amp;#039;t land like an airplane. Use wings to brake and&lt;br /&gt;
drop to the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I came in low and slow. In the middle of the field, I cupped the&lt;br /&gt;
wings. I dropped all right. On my butt. With a twist to an ankle&lt;br /&gt;
along the way. I was lucky -- not much hurt beyond my dignity and it&lt;br /&gt;
appeared only the horse witnessed that. If these wing are permanent,&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#039;ll have time to work on finesse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The painful landing did provide the missing piece of data. I was not&lt;br /&gt;
dead.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I got to my feet and felt a little wobbly. A little change in arm or&lt;br /&gt;
wing position made me feel off balance. It took only a moment to&lt;br /&gt;
figure out why. I was much more top-heavy than I had been before.&lt;br /&gt;
Walking without stumbling would take some practice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I inspected the ground as I walked over to the horse. There they&lt;br /&gt;
were, tire tracks from the truck. I followed them to where I was&lt;br /&gt;
sure I had parked it. The tire tracks stopped there -- on either side&lt;br /&gt;
of the horse. There were no tracks leading away, neither forward nor&lt;br /&gt;
backward. It is very difficult to drive backwards and exactly match&lt;br /&gt;
existing tire tracks. It&amp;#039;s not so easy doing it forward either. I&lt;br /&gt;
had driven the truck to this spot. No one had driven it away. It&lt;br /&gt;
wasn&amp;#039;t there. What happened to it? Towed away by helicopter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I then realized there were hoofprints only in this small area&lt;br /&gt;
between the tire tracks. The horse had not walked to this spot.&lt;br /&gt;
Was the horse flown in as the truck was flown out?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I took a look at the horse. It was BIG! It looked strong. The coat&lt;br /&gt;
was black except for the white stripe down the nose and the white&lt;br /&gt;
long hairs on the legs that covered the hooves. I funny thought&lt;br /&gt;
went through my head - I have a black truck with whitewall tires and&lt;br /&gt;
now there is a black horse with white stockings. No, I wasn&amp;#039;t the&lt;br /&gt;
idiot that thought whitewalls were just the thing on a truck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I went up to the horse. He seemed to greet me as though we had been&lt;br /&gt;
old friends. He was already saddled with what looked to be fine&lt;br /&gt;
equipment -- not that I was a judge of that since I had never ridden&lt;br /&gt;
a horse before.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I now faced a dilemma. My truck was gone. I&amp;#039;m late for a meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
There is a horse in front of me that clearly belonged to someone.&lt;br /&gt;
That someone doesn&amp;#039;t appear to be around here. Do I take the horse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I took the horse.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was a struggle getting into the saddle since the horse was so big&lt;br /&gt;
and I was such a novice. As soon as I picked up the reins -- though&lt;br /&gt;
not knowing what to do with them -- the horse started forward,&lt;br /&gt;
fortunately headed towards town. He moved off at a good speed,&lt;br /&gt;
though not at a gallop. I was how a half hour late for the meeting.&lt;br /&gt;
Even so, I really didn&amp;#039;t want to go any faster.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While the horse trotted on, I opened the saddlebags. I wanted to see&lt;br /&gt;
if there was anything that would identify the owner. The saddlebags&lt;br /&gt;
were empty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
McKay Motors was on the same side of town as the field, so it didn&amp;#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
take long to get there. I had no idea how to guide the horse, but it&lt;br /&gt;
took me straight to my parking spot. How did someone else&amp;#039;s horse&lt;br /&gt;
know where my office parking spot was? That little surprise was mild&lt;br /&gt;
compared to the next one -- the parking lot was empty! Well, not&lt;br /&gt;
quite. There were a few piles of manure.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I walked over to the lobby door. A roughly printed sign said,&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Closed Indefinitely.&amp;quot; I had never seen McKay motors closed except&lt;br /&gt;
for holidays. Why would it close today? There were certainly no&lt;br /&gt;
plans to close when I left yesterday. I would have to call the boss&lt;br /&gt;
later to find out what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I heard some strange noise so walked around to the side of the&lt;br /&gt;
building. Another surprise! The lot that was supposed to contain&lt;br /&gt;
the completed carts was filled with horses. How did they get there&lt;br /&gt;
and where was our inventory?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not much more to do here, I might as well head home. I remounted the&lt;br /&gt;
horse. As soon as I picked up the reins, the horse headed out in the&lt;br /&gt;
right direction. He knew the way to the office, he just might know&lt;br /&gt;
the way to the house. Weird.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
McKay Motors is on the edge of town. There is a lot of &amp;quot;town&amp;quot; along&lt;br /&gt;
one side, fields along the other sides. In coming to the office from&lt;br /&gt;
my landing field, I usually saw no other cars. Between&lt;br /&gt;
the office and home there was usually a lot of traffic. Strange, all&lt;br /&gt;
the traffic was on horseback with lots more horses along the curb!&lt;br /&gt;
I had never seen this many horses in town before and here they were&lt;br /&gt;
in one block with more visible in the next block. Another piece of&lt;br /&gt;
my brain fired off a neuron just then -- there were no cars!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I saw a boy standing in a yard, perhaps all of 5 or 6 years old. He&lt;br /&gt;
was watching the horses. He seemed fascinated by them all. He looked&lt;br /&gt;
at me when he heard my horse approach and I could see his surprise.&lt;br /&gt;
He ran over to me. The horse obliged by stopping. The boy called&lt;br /&gt;
out, &amp;quot;Hi Mister Angel!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Hello,&amp;quot; I replied. &amp;quot;You think I look like an angel?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Yeah!&amp;quot; he said. He had a big grin. &amp;quot;You look just like the angel we&lt;br /&gt;
had on the top of our Christmas tree! My mommy says angels are good&lt;br /&gt;
people and everybody had their own angel to keep them out of&lt;br /&gt;
trouble. She says I have one too! My angel must not watch me much.&lt;br /&gt;
I still get into trouble. Are you somebody&amp;#039;s angel?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not really an angel,&amp;quot; I said. I&amp;#039;m a person, just like you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Aww, you&amp;#039;re teasing me. People don&amp;#039;t have wings! Only angels have&lt;br /&gt;
wings.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I realized there was no sense in arguing with the wisdom of a child.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well, if I&amp;#039;m a guardian angel, I had better find my person.&amp;quot; I&lt;br /&gt;
waived goodbye and shook the reins. The boy waived back.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I went back to pondering the lack of cars and the abundance of&lt;br /&gt;
horses and managed to do that without interruption for a few blocks.&lt;br /&gt;
Riding a horse was an advantage. The horse apparently knew the way,&lt;br /&gt;
even if it wasn&amp;#039;t mine, and wouldn&amp;#039;t hit anything. I could just&lt;br /&gt;
enjoy the ride. The disadvantage was that it was a much longer ride.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I saw a guy watching me intently from the front porch of a house. As&lt;br /&gt;
I got closer, he stepped inside for a moment, then reappeared,&lt;br /&gt;
casually leaning a rifle against the door behind him. &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t come&lt;br /&gt;
any closer,&amp;quot; he called out. &amp;quot;You aren&amp;#039;t taking my wife just yet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I jerked back on the reins and the horse stopped at what was&lt;br /&gt;
probably the edge of his property. &amp;quot;I don&amp;#039;t intend to ever take your&lt;br /&gt;
wife,&amp;quot; I said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t mock me!&amp;quot; His hand went back to the gun. &amp;quot;The Angel of Death&lt;br /&gt;
always comes. My wife has been sick for a long time, but she is not&lt;br /&gt;
ready for you. She isn&amp;#039;t that sick. Now get out of here!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Again, I didn&amp;#039;t dare argue, though I did wonder that he thought he&lt;br /&gt;
could kill the Angel of Death. I pulled the reins to the side and&lt;br /&gt;
spoke to the horse. Thankfully the horse obliged, and I went back up&lt;br /&gt;
the street. I guided the horse around the block through voice and&lt;br /&gt;
reins as best I was able. Soon the horse seemed to pick up the route&lt;br /&gt;
again on his own.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was approaching my home street and recognized a few faces. One or&lt;br /&gt;
two even called me by name and commented on my wings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I passed the church near my corner, one that was way too&lt;br /&gt;
conservative for my tastes, though I had met the pastor a few times.&lt;br /&gt;
The pastor, a Reverend Hawke, came out to me, shouting as he walked.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;The end of the world is at hand! Even now Gabriel rides before you!&lt;br /&gt;
Repent! Repent before Gabriel blows his trumpet! Repent and be&lt;br /&gt;
saved! You can still get into Heaven if you repent before the&lt;br /&gt;
trumpet sounds!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A commotion like that will draw a crowd. The horse had stopped as&lt;br /&gt;
the crowd gathered. The pastor reached me and grabbed onto the&lt;br /&gt;
bridle. He now spoke to me as he bowed low. &amp;quot;Welcome Gabriel. I pray&lt;br /&gt;
you find me and my flock worthy of heaven.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I stared at him for a few moments, dumbfounded. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m sorry to&lt;br /&gt;
disappoint you but I&amp;#039;m not the angel Gabriel. I&amp;#039;m only Gary Bell. I&lt;br /&gt;
live in a house down the street.&amp;quot; I pointed. &amp;quot;We&amp;#039;ve even met a few&lt;br /&gt;
times. I&amp;#039;ve only had these wings since dawn when I fell out of my&lt;br /&gt;
ultralight plane.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He looked at with great respect. &amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m sorry sir Gabriel. My ears&lt;br /&gt;
must be playing tricks on me. It sounded like you first denied, then&lt;br /&gt;
confirmed you were Gabriel. Please forgive my mortal weaknesses and&lt;br /&gt;
make me fit for Heaven.&amp;quot; He bowed low again. &amp;quot;I stand ready to&lt;br /&gt;
serve.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I glanced around at the crowd. Most of the expressions were of&lt;br /&gt;
bemusement. If Reverend Hawke wanted to play the idiot,&lt;br /&gt;
that was fine with them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I decided I would have to play the part, even if just a little bit.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I am sure you lead your flock well. Please release my horse. I have&lt;br /&gt;
to practice my trumpet playing.&amp;quot; He let go of the bridle as if&lt;br /&gt;
burned by it. The crowd parted as I flipped the reins.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I made the rest of the way home without further incident. I parked&lt;br /&gt;
the horse in the driveway. I didn&amp;#039;t have the remote for the garage&lt;br /&gt;
door opener. That was in the missing truck. I went through the front&lt;br /&gt;
door and opened the garage from the inside. Once the door was up,&lt;br /&gt;
the horse walked in, stopping where I normally parked the truck.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A horse that I have never seen before knowing my parking spot and&lt;br /&gt;
my house was just too weird.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Once inside, I called Mr. McKay. As soon as he answered I said, &amp;quot;Mr.&lt;br /&gt;
McKay, this is Gary Bell. I&amp;#039;m sorry, but I lost the materials for&lt;br /&gt;
today&amp;#039;s meeting.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;It won&amp;#039;t matter,&amp;quot; he said. He sounded weary.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;What do you mean it won&amp;#039;t matter?&amp;quot; I said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You don&amp;#039;t know?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Well,&amp;quot; I said, &amp;quot;I saw that the plant was closed by the time I got&lt;br /&gt;
there today. I lost track of time during my morning flight.&amp;quot; Mr.&lt;br /&gt;
McKay knew of my fondness for my ultralight.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. McKay sighed. I could almost hear him thinking&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;#039;&amp;#039;I&amp;#039;m dealing with an idiot.&amp;#039;&amp;#039; He said, &amp;quot;Where were you at dawn?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I apparently blacked out at dawn, fell out of my ultralight, and&lt;br /&gt;
somehow sprouted wings. I lost track of time because I was trying&lt;br /&gt;
them out.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Interesting! And what have you noticed since then?&amp;quot; he prompted.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;There are a lot of horses and don&amp;#039;t seem to be any cars. I can&amp;#039;t&lt;br /&gt;
find my truck. I rode back into town on a horse that was grazing&lt;br /&gt;
where my truck was parked.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;That horse didn&amp;#039;t have a radio. You haven&amp;#039;t heard the news&lt;br /&gt;
reports.&amp;quot; He was merely stating the obvious.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;No sir. And I just got home.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He sighed again. &amp;quot;It looks like you were caught in whatever it was&lt;br /&gt;
that destroyed my business.&amp;quot; Destroyed? &amp;quot;At dawn, all of the&lt;br /&gt;
finished carts were turned into horses. Jackson was driving one out&lt;br /&gt;
to the inventory lot and became a centaur. Eric, that fool, hopped&lt;br /&gt;
into a cart as we made it operational to see if whatever it was that&lt;br /&gt;
did it was a one time event. He&amp;#039;s a centaur now too.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Centaurs? Wow!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He went on. &amp;quot;It appears that whatever it was turned all cars into&lt;br /&gt;
horses and apparently combined you with your ultralight.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I&amp;#039;m not sure I understand that last part,&amp;quot; I said.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;You didn&amp;#039;t fall out of it. The ultralight is now a part of you.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He said, &amp;quot;So there is no need to be a vehicle company if all the&lt;br /&gt;
vehicles we build turns into horses. That&amp;#039;s why I closed the plant.&lt;br /&gt;
I don&amp;#039;t know if I can ever reopen. That fool boy of mine thinks we&lt;br /&gt;
can make money by turning willing people into centaurs. You can be&lt;br /&gt;
sure I put a stop to that nonsense real quick!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I couldn&amp;#039;t tell him what I was thinking just then, so I said&lt;br /&gt;
nothing. The silence dragged on for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mr. McKay said, &amp;quot;I think I know what happened to your meeting&lt;br /&gt;
presentation stuff. You didn&amp;#039;t lose it. They are now a part of the&lt;br /&gt;
horse.&amp;quot; He paused for a moment. &amp;quot;Don&amp;#039;t worry about it. Those ideas&lt;br /&gt;
won&amp;#039;t be any good now anyway.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
We said some other pleasantries and our goodbyes and hung up.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was time to see what I had become. The first thing was to get out&lt;br /&gt;
of my jumpsuit. I was amazed it had just the right zippers near the&lt;br /&gt;
new wing holes so that the back would separate and I could get the&lt;br /&gt;
jumpsuit off without pulling it over the wings. The t-shirt under&lt;br /&gt;
the jumpsuit had strategically place snaps so that it could be&lt;br /&gt;
removed the same way. I also removed my shoes, socks, pants, and&lt;br /&gt;
briefs then went into the bathroom to stand before the large mirror.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
What I saw in the mirror looked very much like a Renaissance&lt;br /&gt;
painting of an angel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The wings stood above my shoulders similar to an angel, but also&lt;br /&gt;
arched over my shoulders. The wings connected in front as another&lt;br /&gt;
collarbone or like the part of a cape that would be fastened at the&lt;br /&gt;
neck. The wings rose out of my chest muscles, which were massive!&lt;br /&gt;
The chest itself was still very much covered with human skin and the&lt;br /&gt;
expected amount of hair.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I turned sideways to see a bit of my back. The wings met along my&lt;br /&gt;
spine from the base of my neck halfway to my waist. The muscles&lt;br /&gt;
within them appeared to bulge. The skin on my back under the wings&lt;br /&gt;
looked to be about the same as before. From the joint above my head,&lt;br /&gt;
the wings hung nearly to the floor. There was no fear of kicking&lt;br /&gt;
them as I walked as the part that hung down was more to the side.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I stretched out both my arms and wings. I quickly saw I couldn&amp;#039;t do&lt;br /&gt;
that inside the bathroom, so moved to the larger bedroom. My wings&lt;br /&gt;
did indeed stretch three feet beyond my fingertips on either side.&lt;br /&gt;
They barely fit in the bedroom and the bedroom was fourteen feet&lt;br /&gt;
long.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I extended a wing forward -- and had to move the arm forward as well&lt;br /&gt;
to get it out of the way. I ran the other hand through the feathers,&lt;br /&gt;
noticing the feel of feathers in my fingers and examining several&lt;br /&gt;
feathers in detail.  The feathers were firm and a glistening white,&lt;br /&gt;
almost iridescent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I examined the rest of my body closely. I appeared to be the same&lt;br /&gt;
height as before, but checked it just to be sure. My waist was a lot&lt;br /&gt;
smaller and my legs and arms thinner. The image of a stork came to&lt;br /&gt;
mind. Apparently, I was now built for the air, not the ground.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The hair on the top of my head (and on the rest of my body) was the&lt;br /&gt;
same ordinary brown as before. There was also enough beard stubble&lt;br /&gt;
that I would have to shave in the morning.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A wild thought popped into my head just then. Wouldn&amp;#039;t an angel look&lt;br /&gt;
more authentic with a beard rather than clean shaven?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I wanted to see how much these wings weighed, so stepped on the&lt;br /&gt;
scale. I was one quarter lighter than before, not heavier!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Say hello to Gary Bell, angel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was now time for lunch. I was hungry after all that exercise of&lt;br /&gt;
flying. When I sat down to eat it, I realized chairs with backs were&lt;br /&gt;
not good. Leaning against my wings was not comfortable. It appeared&lt;br /&gt;
I would be sitting on stools for the rest of my life.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As an engineer, I was curious about the structure of the wings and&lt;br /&gt;
how they fit around my arms and into my chest. After lunch I made an&lt;br /&gt;
appointment with my doctor, in spite of my fears of being held&lt;br /&gt;
captive as a research specimen.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The only clothing that fit around my wings were the jumpsuit and&lt;br /&gt;
shirt I had worn when I was changed. I would be able to buy pants&lt;br /&gt;
and shoes off the rack (thought the pants had a much smaller waist&lt;br /&gt;
size) but I wasn&amp;#039;t going to be able to buy any shirts or jackets&lt;br /&gt;
that way. The weather and my modesty dictated that I shouldn&amp;#039;t have&lt;br /&gt;
a bare chest. It was time to see a tailor. He was able to use my&lt;br /&gt;
jumpsuit and shirt as a model to make a new wardrobe. I gave all&lt;br /&gt;
my old clothes to charity and gave the tailor a lot of money.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It was only two days until I saw the doctor, but by then he had seen&lt;br /&gt;
Eric McKay and Jackson. He was intrigued with my wings, but he&lt;br /&gt;
had gotten over the surprise.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The doctor did x-rays, an MRI, and blood tests. He checked my&lt;br /&gt;
nervous system and my strength, including the strength of my wings.&lt;br /&gt;
We talked about his findings.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The x-rays and MRI showed that my chest and back had an extra layer&lt;br /&gt;
of muscle. The outer layer controlled my wings, the inner layer&lt;br /&gt;
controlled my arms. My leg and arm muscles were not at all as strong&lt;br /&gt;
as they had been. In contrast, my wing muscles were a lot stronger&lt;br /&gt;
than my arms had ever been.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My bones were hollow in the manner of birds. I could have lots of&lt;br /&gt;
problems with broken bones.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A DNA test showed that I was no longer human. If I successfully&lt;br /&gt;
mated with a human my offspring would probably have wings but would&lt;br /&gt;
be sterile in the manner of a mule.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I grew up in the church, meaning my parents made sure I rarely&lt;br /&gt;
missed a Sunday. I think I learned all its lessons well. I even took&lt;br /&gt;
a Bible course or two in college. While I had memorized many verses&lt;br /&gt;
and had read most of it I was no Bible-thumper. I couldn&amp;#039;t take it&lt;br /&gt;
literally because of what I knew from science. Don&amp;#039;t get me wrong. I&lt;br /&gt;
considered myself a believer, but definitely not a literalist.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I had joined this particular church when I moved to town several&lt;br /&gt;
years ago. That had given the other members a chance to know me and&lt;br /&gt;
my goofy sense of humor. They marveled over my wings, but knew me&lt;br /&gt;
too well to even consider I had become a literal messenger of God.&lt;br /&gt;
I was certainly not Gabriel to them. The thought of it made them&lt;br /&gt;
laugh. I was the same Gary Bell they had known who just happened to&lt;br /&gt;
end up with a pair of wings. I appreciated that bit of normalcy. The&lt;br /&gt;
rest of the world had become strange enough.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I was quite annoyed when the service started the next Sunday and our&lt;br /&gt;
regular, liberal minded pastor announced the guest preacher was&lt;br /&gt;
Reverend Hawke.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
When the sermon began, Hawke launched into his rantings. &amp;quot;I see that&lt;br /&gt;
Gabriel sits among us today. This is a sure sign that the end is&lt;br /&gt;
near at hand! It is a sure sign this congregation is called to&lt;br /&gt;
repentance! The time left is surely only a matter of days. You must&lt;br /&gt;
get your lives in order! You must confess all of your vile sins to&lt;br /&gt;
the Lord! You must follow the straight and narrow!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He soon launched into his definition of the straight and narrow. I&lt;br /&gt;
could see from the faces around me how well that was being received.&lt;br /&gt;
Calla, the single mother, was looking daggers at the preacher as she&lt;br /&gt;
couldn&amp;#039;t stay home with her daughter even if she wanted to. Irene,&lt;br /&gt;
the divorcee, held a tissue to her nose as she refused to stay with&lt;br /&gt;
an abusive husband and had gotten a divorce. Jim and Pete, more&lt;br /&gt;
married than most couples, shook their heads. Steve, the biology&lt;br /&gt;
teacher, had a grimace on his face. A few others rolled their eyes&lt;br /&gt;
thinking, &amp;quot;Here we go again.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This guy was needlessly torturing my friends! I realized with this&lt;br /&gt;
particular pastor I could do something. I flipped through my Bible&lt;br /&gt;
and found the passage I wanted. It was in the book of Matthew, the&lt;br /&gt;
23rd chapter. Carrying the open Bible, I stood and walked towards&lt;br /&gt;
the pulpit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reverend Hawke noticed me immediately when I stood. He realized what&lt;br /&gt;
I was doing by the time I had taken a step. He stopped in&lt;br /&gt;
mid-sentence to say, &amp;quot;I see Gabriel wants to speak to you himself.&lt;br /&gt;
Pray that he hasn&amp;#039;t chosen this moment to sound his trumpet!&amp;quot; Hawke&lt;br /&gt;
bowed low as I approached the pulpit and stepped aside. I could hear&lt;br /&gt;
a few in the congregation chuckle at the man&amp;#039;s actions.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Woe unto you teachers of the law! Hypocrites!&amp;quot; I said when&lt;br /&gt;
I reached the pulpit. &amp;quot;You tie up heavy loads and place them on men&amp;#039;s shoulders, but you yourselves are not willing to lift a finger to move them!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I closed the Bible and turned to him. &amp;quot;If I blow my trumpet today,&lt;br /&gt;
it will be for you and you alone! You are distorting the Lord&amp;#039;s&lt;br /&gt;
message for your own purposes, so that you can be master over others. You insist that everyone follows rules the Lord never &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
intended. You declare morality more important than love.&lt;br /&gt;
You declare that others must have a faith like yours or their faith is a sham. You shut away the Lord&amp;#039;s diverse world. You are forcing out those the Lord loves. You have turned his message of love into one of hate. If I blow my trumpet today, it won&amp;#039;t be to take you to heaven!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I stopped and heard a few people quietly exclaim, &amp;quot;Amen!&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hawke was visibly quaking now. I turned to the congregation and&lt;br /&gt;
suddenly felt very self-conscious. I felt my face burn. I returned&lt;br /&gt;
to my stool. I didn&amp;#039;t realize I was such a talker.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hawke just stood there.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Our own pastor led Hawke out the door then returned a few moments&lt;br /&gt;
later alone. He went to the pulpit. &amp;quot;Reverend Hawke is resting now.&lt;br /&gt;
It appears he will live through his fright.&amp;quot; He paused for a moment.&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I want to apologize for letting our guest convince me to let him&lt;br /&gt;
speak to you today. He was so insistent that I thought it easier to&lt;br /&gt;
let him speak than to put up with his verbal tactics. I&amp;#039;m sorry I&lt;br /&gt;
didn&amp;#039;t stand up to him and sorry for what he put you through. I want&lt;br /&gt;
to thank our resident angel for doing what I could not.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Life settled back into a routine after that, though quite different&lt;br /&gt;
than before.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Reverend Hawke mellowed a lot. He still thought of me as Gabriel&lt;br /&gt;
which gave me a chance to influence his intolerant theology. I&lt;br /&gt;
talked to my own pastor a lot so that I did not abuse the privilege.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A few months after the EVENT, I managed to get a condo on the top&lt;br /&gt;
floor of the tallest building in town -- though that is all of seven&lt;br /&gt;
stories. It severely stretched the budget but it has been worth it&lt;br /&gt;
to get such a nice perch to take off from. The seller had even cut&lt;br /&gt;
the price once he saw how appropriate it was for me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
With my engineering background it wasn&amp;#039;t long before I did a&lt;br /&gt;
complete analysis of my wings. I was surprised my analysis showed my&lt;br /&gt;
wings were inadequate to get me off the ground! This was a much more&lt;br /&gt;
thorough analysis than the famous &amp;quot;bumblebees can&amp;#039;t fly&amp;quot; report.&lt;br /&gt;
Eric McKay reminded me that magic is involved. The same magic that&lt;br /&gt;
created me must be what allows me to fly.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I still do some engineering work for McKay Motors, now Centaur&lt;br /&gt;
Industries. On the day of the EVENT the ultralight company found&lt;br /&gt;
their inventory has suddenly changed to condors and quickly closed.&lt;br /&gt;
I had to recreate the plans for a &amp;quot;working&amp;quot; ultralight corresponding&lt;br /&gt;
to the stripped down carts they used to create centaurs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I married Janet, a fine woman who changed while sitting in the&lt;br /&gt;
ultralight I created while holding an egg of the Eastern Blue Jay.&lt;br /&gt;
Her wings have a beautiful pattern of blue, white, and black. In spite of the size of the bird that colored her wings, they are almost as&lt;br /&gt;
large as mine and certainly as functional. Nearly everything in her&lt;br /&gt;
new wardrobe is a matching shade of blue.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My son Jason was born two year later. Janet was disappointed that&lt;br /&gt;
the last half of the pregnancy kept her grounded. Not long after he&lt;br /&gt;
learned to talk, other kids teased him about his wings, which have&lt;br /&gt;
the same bright blue pattern as his mother&amp;#039;s. They called him &amp;quot;jay&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
as a taunt. Much to our chagrin, he named himself Jay. He is now&lt;br /&gt;
learning to use his wings and progressing quite well.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I&amp;#039;m no longer a full time employee at Centaur Industries. I have&lt;br /&gt;
another job that few others can do. I spend a good deal of time&lt;br /&gt;
flying over our town. I serve as eyes in the sky. I can do all sorts&lt;br /&gt;
of things that policemen in helicopters used to do back when we had&lt;br /&gt;
helicopters. A town does need its guardian angel.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
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