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{{author note|In honor of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a competition to create the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel, I have created this page that I hope will host the worst opening sentences to the worst possible TF stories. The first one is just a starter but if you think you can do worse (and I hope you can) please feel free to add to this. Don't forget to sign your work either!}}


{{author note|In honor of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a competition to create the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel, I have created this page that I hope will host the worst opening sentences to the worst possible TF stories. The first one is mine but if you think you can do worse (and I hope you can) please feel free to add to this.}}
1. Alex collapsed in pain as the change began; he felt his body convulse and writhe and his mind give way to an orgy of feral instincts and lost humanity as the first strand of fur was birthed from his arm. [[User:Lloyd Brunnel|Lloyd]]
1. Alex collapsed in pain as the change began; he felt his body convulse and writhe and his mind give way to an orgy of feral instincts and lost humanity as the first strand of fur was birthed from his arm.

Revision as of 15:28, 17 February 2009

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In honor of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest, a competition to create the worst opening sentence to the worst possible novel, I have created this page that I hope will host the worst opening sentences to the worst possible TF stories. The first one is just a starter but if you think you can do worse (and I hope you can) please feel free to add to this. Don't forget to sign your work either!

1. Alex collapsed in pain as the change began; he felt his body convulse and writhe and his mind give way to an orgy of feral instincts and lost humanity as the first strand of fur was birthed from his arm. Lloyd